Crabs and Laughs Menu
For Sharing or Not
Side Piece Trio
A tasting of all of our famous shrimp, ceviche, and octopus tostadas so you can share with your partner or side piece or by yourself.. we don't judge... usually.
$27.99
Raw Dog Supreme
Spicy green aguachiles that will have you crying like a little bitch
$25.99
Bitch ASS Fries
Fries topped with garlic shrimp, chili oil, and gooey mozzarella cheese.
$20
Fat ASS Guacamole
The whole sorority snack, EXTRA large guacamole served with chips
$18.99
Seafood Fam
The Whole Damn Ocean
Our popular MARISCADA but extra crabby. Fried shrimp, fried fish, grilled shrimp, fried fish tacos, crab legs, fries, and salad. GOD DAYUMMM
For 1
$32.99
For 2
$55.99
For 4
$100.00
Hot, Wet, and Messy
1/2lb of shrimp, 1/2lb of crabs, potatoes, and corn. Choose from; simple, cajun, lemon pepper, or A LA DIABLA!
$47.99
Cold Hearted Bitch
Our Mariscada fria; Shrimp cocktail, aguachile, ceviche, octopus, and oysters with shrimp.
For 1
$26.99
For 2
$49.99
The Fat Boy Platter
Fried fish, fried shrimp, chicken nuggies and fries!
$25.99
Seafood Sucks Team
For the haters
Beef Me Up
Our famous Tampiqueña; Beef skirt, cheese quesadilla, cheese enchilada, rice, salad and beans.
$24.99
Mucho Meat Papi
Super Parillada; Beef and chicken fajitas, sausage, shrimp, rice, salad and beans.
For 1
$26.99
For 2
$49.99
Nacho Daddy
Big ass nachos with beef OR chicken, avocado, pico de Gallo, jalapeños, sour cream and a fuck ton of cheese.
$26.99
Drinks
Beers
Corona, Modelo, & Dos Equis.
$6.99
Michelada
Our housemade miche mix and beer.
$9.99
Margarita (Rocks)
Basic lime or sassy strawberry
$10
Ranch Water
Tequila or mezcal
$12
Paleta Shots
Watermelon, Tajin, lime, and tequila.
$5
Paloma
Grapefruit soda, lime, and tequila.
$12
Blue Milk Shot
Bantha's Rum and, Tatooine's best breast milk.
$6
Cubeta & 2 Shots
6 beers and 2 shots
$30
Big Ass Margarita
Big ass margarita for sharing or for falling down the stairs
$52
Mexican Coke
$4.50
Topo Chico
$4.50
