Crabs and Laughs Menu
For Sharing or Not
Side Piece Trio
A tasting of all of our famous shrimp, ceviche, and octopus tostadas so you can share with your partner or side piece or by yourself.. we don't judge... usually.
$27.99
Raw Dog Supreme
Spicy green aguachiles that will have you crying like a little bitch
$25.99
Bitch ASS Fries
Fries topped with garlic shrimp, chili oil, and gooey mozzarella cheese.
$20
Fat ASS Guacamole
The whole sorority snack, EXTRA large guacamole served with chips
$18.99
Seafood Fam
The Whole Damn Ocean
Our popular MARISCADA but extra crabby. Shrimp cocktails, fried shrimp, fried fish, grilled shrimp, fried fish tacos, crab legs, fries, and salad. GOD DAYUMMM
For 1
$32.99
For 2
$55.99
For 4
$100.00
Hot, Wet, and Messy
1/2lb of shrimp, 1/2lb of crabs, potatoes, and corn. Choose from; simple, cajun, lemon pepper, or A LA DIABLA!
$38.99
Cold Hearted Bitch
Our Mariscada fria; Shrimp cocktail, aguachile, ceviche, octopus, and oysters with shrimp.
For 1
$26.99
For 2
$49.99
The Fat Boy Platter
Fried fish, fried shrimp, fries, rice, and salad. BUT if you want triple fries we got you chubster
$21.99
Seafood Sucks Team
For the haters
Beef Me Up
Our famous Tampiqueña; Beef skirt, cheese quesadilla, cheese enchilada, rice, salad and beans.
$24.99
Mucho Meat Papi
Super Parillada; Beef and chicken fajitas, sausage, shrimp, rice, salad and beans.
For 1
$26.99
For 2
$49.99
Nacho Daddy
Big ass nachos with beef OR chicken, avocado, pico de Gallo, jalapeños, sour cream and a fuck ton of cheese.
$26.99
Drinks
Beers
Corona, Modelo, & Dos Equis.
$6.99
Michelada
Our housemade miche mix and beer.
$9.99
Margarita (Rocks)
Basic lime or sassy strawberry
$10
Ranch Water
Tequila or mezcal
$12
Paleta Shots
Watermelon, Tajin, lime, and tequila.
$5
Paloma
Grapefruit soda, lime, and tequila.
$12
Cubeta & 2 Shots
6 beers and 2 shots
$30
Big Ass Margarita
Big ass margarita for sharing or for falling down the stairs
$52
Topo Chico
$4.50
Mexican Coke
$4.50
